We all know that heaven isn't a beach, life is a beach. However, I think heaven probably has a lot of nice beaches because it can't have bad beaches. We all know bad beaches would be in Hell so don't be a bad beach.
Got a little sidetracked on the beach puns there. Point is, this coffee is the kind of coffee you would enjoy on a great beach in heaven because it's that good. Don't add any creamer, sugar or those fancy syrups because this is the way any flavored coffee should taste. Nothing bitter, nice smooth and great flavor.
It's how Jesus would make coffee if He went to a morning wedding that ran out of Folgers. That MC of the reception would praise this coffee as the best coffee ever and how amazed he was that they saved the best coffee for last. He also would have probably talked five hundred miles an hour as he shook with an overload of caffine hence the reason Jesus did that miracle with wine and not coffee.
Well...I need more...